Run The Worst Airline In The World With Friends!

01
Engine dies mid-flight. You…
Engine dies mid-flight. You…
A
Scream and count parachutes.
B
Ask if anyone watched a repair video.
C
Whack it with a wrench.
D
Run the restart checklist.
02
Sparks and leaks everywhere. You…
Sparks and leaks everywhere. You…
A
Freeze and hope.
B
Throw a carry-on at it.
C
Charge in with an extinguisher.
D
You patch, your friend flies.
03
A crate is sliding in the cargo bay. You…
A crate is sliding in the cargo bay. You…
A
Ignore it.
B
Jettison everything.
C
Wedge it with anything nearby.
D
Strap it down properly.
04
A passenger demands a window seat mid-flight. You…
A passenger demands a window seat mid-flight. You…
A
Pretend the intercom's broken.
B
Offer them the cockpit view.
C
Re-seat everyone alphabetically.
D
Swap seats, add free snacks.
05
Landing time. You…
Landing time. You…
A
Close your eyes.
B
Aim for runway-ish.
C
Bounce it down together.
D
Grease it like a pro.
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